According to Thursday’s Metro newspaper, Soap was one of the top ten items stolen from the office, after things like stationery, toilet rolls and bin bags. I wonder what kinds of soap are people pinching from their workplace? Are they wrenching the dispenser off the wall? Wrapping up a half used bar of Imperial Leather and sticking it in their handbag? I would love to know! To be fair, someone did take my mini bottle of shower gel from the ladies’ shower at work last year.